CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to explode down on your inbox. We're talking horrendous amounts of phony emails packed with gross porn. These bastards are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned cash, so be super cautious. Don't click on any links in these emails, and flag them immediately. Be smart! Bewar